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Cast Not Your Pearls…

Posted on | June 10, 2010 | 7 Comments

Wedhead here, and I’m so incredibly excited to share with you my news!  I’ve been sitting in on the casting for the new show, Who Wants to Be America’s Next Top Wedding Planner – OMG – it’s just going to be absolutely amazing!  The finalists are speaking and the casting crew are just over the moon,  let’s listen in:

#1- Oh, hello, My name is Ashton, just Ashton, no last name needed.  I’ve planned all my parents cocktail parties since I was a little boy, and I’d be fabulous on television, because I’m the only person on the planet with taste and style.

#2- Hi I’m Sue, Sue Cluliss, I just got married, I planned our wedding for 20 people and everyone said it was the best wedding they’d ever been too, really and truly… so now I have business cards, I know I’ll be great.

#3- Hello, I’m Brandon, and well, I’ve never actually planned anything but I can be really mean and scream a lot- is that good? Oh, and I did intern on the publishing side of Louisville Brides a few years ago.

#4- Hi, I’m Polly Pluperfect- Well, I majored in interior design in college and then went to Hotel and Restaurant School for four years, after that I took a two year floral course in Switzerland and then got my Masters in psychology, I’ve had my own business planning weddings for twenty five years now, and I just  love what I do.

Huge hub bub, and major commotion transpires, lots of grumbling through the casting staff and the producers are screaming- who the hell  let her in here? How did she get this far? (Polly is unceremoniously escorted out of the studio) “Geez,” the director says, “are you trying to make the worst television show ever?  Make sure no one like that gets in here again- got it?”…

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